Coffee-Fairy-Chan

About me, I love being weird. I rule the world!!

Lol, but cereal, what there really is to know about me is.....

I love the colors green, black and Pink. And my turn on color is purple, which is why I'm going to paint my room purple. DARK purple.

Love isn't real, I don't believe in it, just hit and quit it. That's my motto. xD

I want to go to collage for photography and take some literature classes and for the hell of it, some math classes. :] It'll look good on my record.

I no longer have a phone due to a clepto-bitch stole it.

I want to talk for cartoon characters or become a singer or actor. I'm really good, and I'm not just saying that. I've taken acting classes before. :] and I've preformed in a musical.

I can sing opera, but that's still in progress practice. I'm soprano, but I need to work on going really really high and keeping the melody.

I have arithmia. My heart sometimes skips beats or goes ways too fast and I blank out or I fall down because of blood rush. It sucks, but I'm managing.

I'm albino. Lol, just kidding. My skin is really white and for some reason doesn't like the tan. It's a douche.

I have so many scars on my body, it's pathetic, I even have one on my tongue.

My favorite Actor is Tom Cruise. He's amazing in a crazy way, I especially love him on the movie Legend.

My favorite movie, though, is Phantom of the Opera.

I hate twilight and Mostly anyone associated with twlight because it sucks ass, and I don't mean than in a pun wise. Though I'm sure all those characters on there wouldn't mind their salad tossed. :p

I hate cows, I am deathly afraid of them. The only thing they are good for is steak. :L Yum!

I don't believe in god. I have a very good reason because in 2009 I lost my dad and so many people prayed he'd make it through the heart attack and a week he died. So god is overrated and thus, does not exist.

I hate people who preach to me about god, so if you do, prepare to get BS'd. Because I won't tollerate it. Thank you!

I love anime and video games. I believe myself to be an Otaku, but that's just me. :p make fun of me all you want, but at least I don't touch myself at night.

I think masterbating is gross and inhumane. Well, for girls, anyway. It doesn't bother me if guys do it for some reason. :/

I love gay people! They are amazing friends and I love being with them. : D Girl or guys, doesn't matter, they're awesome!!

I love rainbows and stars. I'm a star-child, if anything, I love looking at the stars on a winter night because that's when they are most beautiful.

I believe in ghosts because I have encounterede them in my life time.

I am a wise old bird. :p But I'm far from old, I'm awesome~

I have been taken avantage by guys sexually. Three of them, actually. >.> I won't name names, but I will say the first time was when I was only 7 years old and he was well in his 40s. And two others was at the same time, almost. I was only 16 years old. >.>


I love giving advice to people, I feel I've been great at it because I study so much. I'd love to give any advice to anyone who wants it. But, I can't help if you do not allow me to help.

I have two different size of feet. One is literally a size 3 in little kids and the other is a 4 in kids. ._. I am freaking tiny.

I am only 4`11, but I think I'm shrinking. Last time I measured myself I was 4`11 but since then these pants I have, the legs of them have been dragging on me.

I am super flexiable. I flex and stretch everything every night. I'm no cotorcionist((Or however it's spelled.)) But, I can fold my legs behind my neck and be totally comfortable. Lol

I can have twins! xD Which is perfect because I want twins and that's the only way I have two kids is at the same time.

I think I'm a clepto, but I've been slowing that down. :/ And it's not like, with illegal stuff or stuff from stores or anything, but from other people!!!! O.O

I think having $20 is really something. xDD Mostly because I don't get paid and I'm a live at home maid for my brother, true story. I do all the house cleaning and even his laundry and I get paid nada.

I am childish at heart, but when it's important, I am very mature. Honest. I try to have fun in my young life because you're only young once.

I want to stay with the guy I have. I don't like trying to fing someone new and have to go throw the learning process all over again and the stages of that first kiss and all that crud. It's really a waste of precious time in my book.

I think being committed in long term relationships are sweet, but I hate it when it all craps out and all that time just went to waste.

I hate white people who think they are all straight up G's. Baggy pants and the long shirts 3 sizes too big and the awful lingo of how they talk. HELLO! STOP TALKING AND DRESSING LIKE THAT, YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING RETARD! D<

I think guys who ask for advice from a girl is so cute beacuse it means he's trying his best to please a girl.

I want someone to one day out of the blue to give me a dandilion. >.> They are my favorite flowers. THEY ARE NOT WEEDS!

I have a phobia of dead animal meat. I can eat it and look at it while it's cooked, but looking at it raw and sometimes still dripping of blood makes me want to gag something cereal.

I hate blood and puke. The sound of puking. The smell of blood, I can't stand it. >.< It's just pure discusting.

I'm not afraid of death, trust me, I've been trying to end my life for a while, but for some reason I don't die. :/ I've even tried to OD, my mind is a stubborn place and it wouldn't give in to the drugs.

I hate smoking, tobacco, and any kind of hard drug. I have done Cocain before and I DID NOT like it and I DID NOT get addicted. Shrooms smell something terrible to me and I can't stand the smell of weed. I've eated it before, but that's a different story.

:/ My boyfriend does tobacco, but he never does it around me and I never taste it on him or smell it when I'm kissing him. :3 He's always minty fresh. Which means he respects that I hate it.

Current Residence: Do you really want to know that?
deviantWEAR sizing preference: O.o Like armour?
Print preference: Uhh, a scanner. ;]
Favourite genre of music: Soft stuff. :] Techno, I'm a real oldies fan sometimes. ^ ^
Favourite photographer: Anyolne who can take pretty pics.
Favourite style of art: Anything.
Operating System: Operating system of what exactly? O.o
MP3 player of choice: I don't use them things, I've lost one already. xD
Shell of choice: Shell.....like cheese shells? O.o
Wallpaper of choice: Wallpaper.....Shamrocks. :3
Skin of choice: Uhh....white?
Favourite cartoon character: Chowder, Fin the human, Most Disney characters(I'm a nerd. xD)
Personal Quote: The Pen is mightier than the sword. Lol, that says penis.